There are people out there who are not afraid to go straight to the point. Even though it is not the easiest thing to do in the world, but some people are excellent at this. The people here will show you that these moments can be hilarious. These straightforward comments might seem a little rude, but we cannot deny that they have made us snicker at the same time. One thing is for sure: they got their message across without any confusion.
These Photos Will Show You Why Blunt People Are The Funniest Ones Out There
Good But Not The Best
When you are a teacher, you will learn that it is not possible for every kid to like you. Life is going to be easier when you know that you can’t please everyone. School is not the most exciting thing in the world, but teachers can make it fun. Mrs. McMahon was decent, but there are better teachers out there. Oh well, we can’t always be the best.
Good But Not The Best
Just Go To Church
The person in charge of the sign for that week was not willing to spend too much time coming up with a creative one. Even though it was direct, we are sure that it caught the eye of the passersby. It is not every day that you see something this straight to the point! What excuse do you have to skip church?
Just Go To Church
Wish You Were Here… Not
Before the advent of emails and texts, people sent postcards and letters to their loved ones. It is always fascinating to stumble upon old letters regardless of whether they are poems or love notes. However, Barbara was in a pretty vindictive mood when she wrote this postcard. She intended to let Jimmy know that she was fine without him and could not care less that he was not around! No need to dilly-dally when you can send the message across with as few words as possible.
Wish You Were Here… Not
Pointing Out The Hypocrisy Of This Sign
We hate it whenever we see a hypocritical sign. This person said no notices or flyers, but they hung up one themselves. This person should have known better than to break the rules that they made. It was a good thing that someone was ready to call them out on it. If you want people to follow your rules, you have to follow them as well! Why on earth would you expect people to obey you otherwise?
Pointing Out The Hypocrisy Of This Sign
You Should Thank Grant
Grant had been in charge of placing the order for the grocery but ordered more frozen fries than they needed. Thanks to him, the place had no choice but to hold a sale. They decided that he deserved to be publicly shamed, so they let everyone know whose fault it was. This was good news for the shoppers, so maybe they were thanking Grant instead. We just hope that he did not get into too much trouble!
You Should Thank Grant
He Is A Paying Customer
Come on, why would you get mad if you found a cute dog right in front of you on the plane? We are sure that he does not plan to recline the seat or cause any problems. If you ask us, it was a good thing that the dog was able to respond to this tweet. He paid for his seat, so what on earth is the issue here? That adorable face does not deserve anything but love!
He Is A Paying Customer
Web MD Does Not Know Best
Are you one of those people who go on Web MD every time you feel a tickle in your throat? Trust us, it is far better to seek help from a medical professional instead of asking Dr. Google. This doctor must have been tired of so many patients trying to explain what they learned online. Fed up, they decided to speak their minds. Folks, this is a friendly reminder that a medical degree and a Google search is not the same.
Web MD Does Not Know Best
But That Is What It Does
If you are thinking of getting a tattoo, you should put a lot of thought into it. After all, it is going to be on your body for the rest of your life! The girl decided to get this design, but she was probably not familiar with the function of an anchor. Lady, these things are made to sink. Your tattoo does not make a lick of sense to us.
But That Is What It Does
His Dad Is Proud Of Him
This dad was proud that his son was graduating. He wanted to make sure that everyone knows about it! This is the best dad out there. Don’t you just love seeing supportive parents? He wanted us all to know who his kid is at the graduation ceremony. It is heart-warming to see the pride he has for his son!
His Dad Is Proud Of Him
The Purple Marker Thief Struck Again
We do not hate anything more than people who take things that belong to other people. If you did not pay for it and have not received it as a gift, don’t take it. Sadly, it looks like some people just never learn their lesson. Take the purple marker thief for example. They did not stop at stealing it but also rubbed it in the owner’s face.
The Purple Marker Thief Struck Again
Sorry For Your Loss
It is always hard to leave a job. When you have formed strong bonds with your co-workers, it is tough to part ways. However, there are times when it feels satisfying to quit. This was true for Todd here. We are quite impressed by the sarcasm and creativity that he put into his resignation letter. It probably felt amazing to hand it over to his boss. Good for him!
Sorry For Your Loss
Following The Instructions
If your wife tells you to do something, it is important to do the errand properly. She wanted her husband to put their kid in bed since she was already asleep. However, he decided to take her words literally and placed her in the bed with the car seat intact. To be fair, you can’t say that he did not do as she asked.
Following The Instructions
Save The Seas
Huh, who would have thought that Bill Nye could be such a troll? He decided to make his thoughts known when a person compared Kylie Jenner to Ariel. This is quite a sick burn, but we cannot help but wonder if he has a personal grudge against the young lady. At any rate, this sure made us snicker. What a brutal takedown.
Save The Seas
Not The Time And Place
It is only natural to expect congratulations and sweet messages when you post an anniversary photo. This guy was not like the others, however. He did not let this stop him from hitting on her! We admire him for having confidence, but he should know that there was no hope for him at all. Props for the pun too.
Not The Time And Place
No Lightsaber Night Thanks To Todd
When you cancel lightsaber night, you should be ready to have people asking what gives. They were one step ahead of everyone else because they already explained. This way, everyone knows that Todd had something to do with it. Todd, you do not deserve a lightsaber if you cannot handle it correctly!
No Lightsaber Night Thanks To Todd
Wash Your Hands
Personal hygiene is always important, but it is even more important in this day and age. You should wash your hands to get rid of harmful germs. There are plenty of polite signs reminding you to do this, but they just don’t cut it sometimes. In our opinion, this simple sign works better than most.
Wash Your Hands
I Just Wanted Dinner
If you have ever been to sleepaway camp, you can probably relate to this guy. Every week, you are forced to send letters home. There are stricter places that say you cannot head to the dining hall until you are done writing one. This kid decided to just be honest. We just hope he got dinner right after this!
I Just Wanted Dinner
You Weren’t Bullied
This woman had a great selfie and decided to show off her glow up after high school. She was probably not expecting an old acquaintance to call her out on her lie. We all love a good story about late bloomers, but you really do not have to lie online. People would still adore your selfie without it.
You Weren’t Bullied
Loved And Lost
Wow, who would have thought that it was possible to learn so many things from a single post? First, always log out of Facebook when you go to the Apple store. Next, do not post a selfie of yourself on the account of these people if you are an Apple employee. She loved her job until she lost it. As you can see, Apple has a zero-tolerance policy for any invasion of privacy.
Loved And Lost
A Very Strange Co-Worker
Many people who work in an office setting bring their own lunch to work. They tend to label their food to prevent other people else from eating them. As we all know, this rule is rarely followed. This person brought ice from their house for some reason and wanted their co-workers to leave it alone. It probably worked, but not for the same reason that they had in mind. What kind of person brings their own ice?
A Very Strange Co-Worker
A Letter Can Make A Difference
We all make spelling mistakes every now and then but some errors are funnier than most. This person had the love of their lives saved as “finance” instead of “fiancé.” Maybe they were just in it for the money.
A Letter Can Make A Difference
That Won’t Work
It is not always easy to navigate dating apps. So many people want different things. On top of that, you need to message a lot of people to find someone worth talking to. This guy thought that he would try a clever joke to get an invite to his match’s house. Casey, we had no idea what you were thinking here. Why would anyone want an ex-convict to come over when they had never even met you? Fail.
That Won’t Work
At You, Not With You
A lot of us laugh at our father’s lame jokes so that they do not feel too bad about it. However, they do say that honesty is the best policy. Lydia might have been laughing, but she wanted to clarify that it was not because he said something funny. Nope, she was laughing at him and not with him. Ouch.
At You, Not With You
Like Father Like Child
If you plan to ask your folks for money, the key is to wait until they are in a good mood. However, they did not get the memo. The mom had been in a foul mood when she got the text from her kid! While this is not really a ‘no,’ we did learn what she felt about the father of her kid. Let’s just say that it’s not good.
Like Father Like Child
What The Future Holds
Most high school students cannot wait for their senior year. This is the beginning of the end of this chapter of life, after all. There are plenty of things that come with your senior year such as picking your senior quote. Kids typically stick to inspirational quotes, but others choose something that really describes what path they are going to take next. This girl was convinced that her future is not going to be as bright as her computer screen. We hope that she has since brightened up!
What The Future Holds
Literally No Filter
Did you just send a selfie to your dad? We are sure that you were expecting to hear compliments. However, this dad decided to troll his daughter and her Snapchat filter. We are impressed that he had flowers handy. We bet that his daughter was not impressed by his efforts. Try again next time, dad.
Literally No Filter
Simon And His Selfie Stick
There was a short period of time when it was acceptable to have a selfie stick. It did not take long before we realized that they looked lame. People get made fun of when they use one now. Britney discovered that Simon had one and decided that it was the last straw. Have some respect for yourself, Simon!
Simon And His Selfie Stick
Two Types Of People In The World
The signs below show us that there are only two types of people out there. Ones who spread joy, and those who destroy it. The first group just wanted to have some fun in the snow, but the other was intent on destroying the fruits of their hard work. What makes it even funnier was the fact that they wanted to turn it into a group activity. We just hope that the snowman makers did not mind!
Two Types Of People In The World
Shut Up And Kiss Me
Talk about heading straight to the point. We are sure that you do not want to do anything more than to snuggle up with your significant other as soon as they get home. How sweet is this? The person could not contain their excitement about the reunion and wanted to make it clear!
Shut Up And Kiss Me
Long Enough To Break A World Record
How long has this ATM been out of order? Apparently, the answer is long enough for it to enter the Guinness Book of World Records. People in line were not satisfied by the original out of order sign and decided that it was time to take matters into their own hands. We hope that it got fixed soon after this.
Long Enough To Break A World Record
Two Years Won’t Change A Thing
We do not know about you, but we sure wish that we had more money in our bank accounts. It would be great if we were all more financially comfortable. Unless you win the lottery and snag a good job, we are sad to say that your finances would probably remain more or less the same in two years’ time.
Two Years Won’t Change A Thing
The Answer Is Zero
Kids say the darnedest things! They also like to do anything they could if it means getting out of doing homework. There was only one question on the worksheet, but this child refused to do the work. They decided to be sassy about it instead. It was clearly not the answer that the teacher expected, but it was definitely not wrong either. We wonder how many points the kid got for this smart-alecky answer.
The Answer Is Zero
Using Him For Money
Adrian just wanted to let his Twitter followers know that he was tired of being used for his money. All right, he probably wanted some internet clout as well. Sadly, he got called out by his coworker. If you thought that Adrian was loaded, it turns out that he only makes $7.75 an hour at a sandwich shop.
Using Him For Money
Pushing A Lot Of Buttons Literally And Figuratively
It is inevitable for some things to break at the office. This office manager wanted the employees to get in touch with her instead of smashing all the buttons when the copier stops working. This person clearly wanted to make fun of the sign. They followed the instructions but did not find the manager insight. The only thing to do now was to press all the buttons on the machine and leave a note about it!
Pushing A Lot Of Buttons Literally And Figuratively
The Honesty Of Children
Kids tend to be far more honest than adults. You can think of them as small drunk people when it comes to speaking their minds. They simply lack the filters that grownups have. Justin was thrilled to learn that he was the child’s favorite, but things took a strange turn after that. Even though this was true for the time being, it could change at any given moment.
The Honesty Of Children
Just Here To Boost My Ego
We have already talked about dating apps, but we cannot stress just how much it changed the dating scene. It has connected people who would never have met otherwise. There are many success stories out there. However, not everyone is using it to find true love. This person, for example, only wanted an ego boost. To be fair, we all love to be told that we are good-looking. We can’t blame them for this one!
Just Here To Boost My Ego
Too Excited To Keep It A Secret
Normally, people inform their siblings that there is a baby on the way through a call or a visit. At any rate, this is an event that calls for a little privacy. These folks let their brother know that their sister was expecting when he got out of the plane. We bet that they felt excited but shocked. They probably did not expect to hear such big news as soon as he got out of arrivals.
Too Excited To Keep It A Secret
Not The Warmest Welcome Out There
Wow, what a cold welcome. This guy was not happy at all that Jody was at his place. The norm is to make a welcome sign for your guests, but he decided to let her know how he felt. We have no idea if he was being sarcastic, but this probably made her feel unwelcome! You don’t have to be so rude, pal.
Not The Warmest Welcome Out There
The Answer To The Pineapple Debate
We are sure that you are familiar with this debate. People have always argued about adding pineapples to pizzas. Some people think that Hawaiian pizza is the best thing on the planet, while others find it nothing short of disgusting. Let us hear it from Gordon Ramsay, the foul-mouthed, world-famous chef. According to him, pineapple should not go on top of a pizza. Pack it up, boys. There is no use arguing any longer.
The Answer To The Pineapple Debate
This Kid Is An Old Soul
In order to succeed in life, you need to hone your problem-solving skill. This is something that you will use in pretty much all aspects of life. The student had to answer what they were going to do if they ever fell down and scratched their knee. This kid might have been young, but they are definitely going places. After all, they were already wise beyond their years.
This Kid Is An Old Soul
In It For The Dog
It sucks when people only talk to you on dating apps because you have a cute dog. This person decided to take it one step further by asking if they could buy the pooch! As soon as the owner said no, they were no longer interested. We wonder if they unmatched immediately after being turned down. As you can see, there are people who are only in it for your dog. It hurts, but it is true.
In It For The Dog
Just A Couple Of Besties
This is pretty cute, although it also hurts to look at this photo. Look at these youngsters posing for a photo. The boy chimed in that they look good together, which they really do. Sadly, she did not see him like that at all. We love the play of words that she used to turn him down! We hope that he got over his broken heart as soon as possible.
Just A Couple Of Besties
Do Not Tell Me What To Do!
Everyone knows that kids are hilarious. You never know what they would say next. The little girl was already fed up with Snow White and was not afraid to say what she had in mind. Was there any doubt that this was a child who would do things her own way? A Disney princess was not going to tell her how to live her life, thank you very much.
Do Not Tell Me What To Do!
You Also Have To Pick It Up
In all honesty, it is not easy to handle the grill. Some people are cut out to be grillers and those who are not. This guy posted a photo of their very well-done barbecue and seemed proud of his work. It all went downhill when a person made fun of his grilling skills. We hope that his next attempt is better! We all like our meat done differently, but this one is bordering on inedible.
You Also Have To Pick It Up
At Least She Knows The Possible Consequences
People in a relationship usually send each other selfies. Normally, it is a nice photo that deserves a compliment. This woman decided to send a playful photo but knew that this might not be the best thing to do. Oh well, we are just relieved to hear that she is aware of the possible consequences of her actions. We are keeping our fingers crossed that her boyfriend shares her sense of humor!
At Least She Knows The Possible Consequences